Friday, May 15, 2009

*Hmmmm....!* (T.G.I.F...!!)

· A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

· How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

· If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

· Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write: A Good Doctor.

· What was the best thing before sliced bread?

· Why do Superheroes wear tights?

· If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy why does he stop talking when humans are around?

· If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

· Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested?

· What was the root of all evil before money?

· Who cut off Mickey's tail?

· If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?

· What seeds were used for seedless grapes?

· Isn't it scary that a doctor's office is called a practice?

· Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can)?

· How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

· If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless?

· Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase?

· Is it possible to have a civil war?

· What happens if you get scared ½ to death twice?

· If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro", is Congress opposed to progress?

· Is animal shampoo tested on humans?

· Why is abbreviation such a long word?

· Why do they but braille numbers on drive-up ATM's?

· Is there another word for synonym?

· When it rains, do cotton fields shrink?

· Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

· Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

T.G.I.F....!!!! :)


  1. Sweet One,

    You are so funny! All of those are head scratchers for sure. I no longer work, but did for almost thirty years as an administrative assistant in a county I worked a lot with politicians. For those who are working, such as yourself, yes, T.G.I.F. and I'm happy for you and the rest of the working world.

    Love you,

  2. It is funny that a doctor's office is a practice... Very good and funny post


  3. LOL...See! TGIF for most but it's only my Monday at work ;(

    But these are funny and I need this today! Thank you...Last weekend, I was telling some co-workers that I should start collecting names, like:

    Cardinal Sin, he is a priest from the Philippines but had passed away already.

    Mr. Lawless who committed murder.

    A woman named "Penny Cash" but was homeless.

    An inmate with the last name of Freeman.

    Have a great weekend and God bless.

  4. Laughed through this whole post! Thanks!

  5. Yes, Yes... I was cracking up equally as hard as I'm sure you all were! ;)

    This is what happens when you've been sitting in an office at work for over 13 hours.... O_o

    You start googling weird things. GAHHHH!!!

    Try it sometime... it might be interesting to see what you find! ;)

    I hope each of you have a wonderful weekend!

    My God is good ALL the time!


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