*Hmmmm....!* (T.G.I.F...!!)

· A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

· How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

· If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

· Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write: A Good Doctor.

· What was the best thing before sliced bread?

· Why do Superheroes wear tights?

· If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy why does he stop talking when humans are around?

· If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

· Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested?

· What was the root of all evil before money?

· Who cut off Mickey's tail?

· If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?

· What seeds were used for seedless grapes?

· Isn't it scary that a doctor's office is called a practice?

· Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can)?

· How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

· If a turtle loses its shell, is it considered naked or homeless?

· Why do we put suits in a Garment Bag and put garments in a suitcase?

· Is it possible to have a civil war?

· What happens if you get scared ½ to death twice?

· If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro", is Congress opposed to progress?

· Is animal shampoo tested on humans?

· Why is abbreviation such a long word?

· Why do they but braille numbers on drive-up ATM's?

· Is there another word for synonym?

· When it rains, do cotton fields shrink?

· Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

· Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

T.G.I.F....!!!! :)